[PhanRift] IC Inbox

[nor_iron_bars]

"East Side Taxidermy, you snuff 'em we stuff 'em- whattya mean, 'do a real message', you think this one's fake or something? Fuck it, fine, fine.

Hey, this is Jailbreak. I got shit to do so I'm not picking up the phone right now, leave a message."

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[moonlightglory]

Hey Jail
Thanks for getting me home safe but also how did you get in

[nor_iron_bars]

1. you're welcome.
2. you have an electronic keypad lock and i'm a professional thief with magic technology powers.

[moonlightglory]

OK cool
By the way next time can you maybe not break into my room
I would honestly rather just sleep on the couch

[nor_iron_bars]

fair enough, it's your call.
btw i left a bottle of iced tea beside your bed.
get some fluids and shit in you, it'll help with the hangover.

[It's like reverse thievery- she broke in and left you something. Like a shitty lesbian Santa Claus.]

[moonlightglory]

blurgggggg ok

[It's hangover-ese for thank you.]

[nor_iron_bars]

[Luckily, Jail is perfectly fluent in hangover. She texts back a thumbs-up emoticon and three pictures of somebody's cat. Whose cat even is this, why did she already have that on her phone.]

Justcaws | A few days before Silvereagle Manor, I guess?

[foolishjustice]

[Goro looks...maybe not quite his usual level of energetic when he messages Jail, though it's a lot better than he was doing in the weeks after the mines. Or the weeks before, for that matter.]

I'm sorry for the delay, but I believe I owe you inventory lessons in exchange for your work on my bike. I've finally managed to find some free time and energy to take care of that, now.

[nor_iron_bars]

It's cool, we've all been up to some shit.

[This being Jail, it's unclear whether this means she's been industriously working on some massive project in the background, or just taking a five-day-long nap. It could honestly be either.]

Anywhere you wanna meet up for this?

[foolishjustice]

Anywhere works, really. I wouldn't mind getting some fresh air, though, now that it's starting to cool off.

[nor_iron_bars]

How 'bout the beach? Lotsa room, cool scenery, not much around to catch fire if something goes fucky...

[Yes, that is the technical term for a magical mishap.]

[foolishjustice]

That's fine, though maybe we should keep away from the water itself, just in case you drop something by accident.

[nor_iron_bars]

[Jail snickers.]

What, you don't wanna go fishing for my loose change once we're done learning how to hammerspace?

[foolishjustice]

Well, I wouldn't object to the extra income. But I'm more concerned about the possibility of something that might get damaged by falling into water.

We can probably wrap this unless you want to do more with it.

[nor_iron_bars]

A guy after my own heart- no sense turning down extra cash.

Meet you down there in a couple hours?